April 06, 2007

Taiwanese Humor

晴天 需要好好學英文的原因
> (一)
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> 一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
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> 在考試時因為過於緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
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> 他不放 心的問道:turn left?
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> 監考官回答:Right!於是他立刻向右轉。
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> 很抱歉他只有下次再來。


A guy goes to get his driver's license in the States. He's nervous as hell because his English isn't exactly up to speed. During the road test, he sees a left turn arrow. He asks the instructor, "Turn left?" He answers, "Right." The student failed the test. Better luck next time.

> (二)
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> 某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。(One day a Taiwanese guy bumps into a foreigner on the street.)
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> 一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙說:I am sorry.
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> 老外應道:I am sorry too.
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> 某人聽後又道:I am sorry three.
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> 老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
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> 某人無奈,道:I am sorry five.
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> (三)
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> 某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
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> 該男思之久已, 毅然下筆:Once a week。
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> 簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:This item should be filled in with male or female.
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> 該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下:Female.
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> 官楞之,曰:Shouldn't it be male?
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> 男急釋曰:I am a normal man, so i have sex with female

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