Taiwanese Humor

晴天 需要好好學英文的原因
> （一）
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> 一位在美的留學生，想要考國際駕照。
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> 在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉。
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> 他不放 心的問道:turn left？
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> 監考官回答：Right！於是他立刻向右轉。
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> 很抱歉他只有下次再來。


A guy goes to get his driver's license in the States. He's nervous as hell because his English isn't exactly up to speed. During the road test, he sees a left turn arrow. He asks the instructor, "Turn left?" He answers, "Right." The student failed the test. Better luck next time.

> （二）
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> 某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。(One day a Taiwanese guy bumps into a foreigner on the street.)
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> 一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙說：I am sorry.
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> 老外應道：I am sorry too.
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> 某人聽後又道：I am sorry three.
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> 老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?
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> 某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.
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> (三）
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> 某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。
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> 該男思之久已， 毅然下筆：Once a week。
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> 簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：This item should be filled in with male or female.
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> 該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下：Female.
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> 官楞之，曰：Shouldn't it be male?
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> 男急釋曰：I am a normal man, so i have sex with female