Why Do I Have a Job?

I risked accusations of perversion by taking this snap in the midst of traffic. I chased the girl through 8 traffic lights hoping one of them would be red and that she wouldn't be a lawbreaker. She was not, to say the least, Physically Hard To Watch, though it may be physically hard to see what the rest of the shirt says. So I'll tell ya:

EVER WANTED TO BE
AT THE WHEEL
OF A 450 FOOTER

QUIT TO LOSE

No, I have no idea what this is all about. But if you think this is the end of my cornfusion today, you are mist achin.

At class tonight, I was given a wrapper with a horrid collection of crackers inside. They were "cheddar flavor" atrocities from a Philippine company called CTC House. Here's what's on their wrapper.

SUCH OF THESE SERIAL NICE CAKES OF CTC DIFFERENT DELICIOUS TASTES SHALL MEET YOUR APPETITE, THE KIND OR PIECE EACH IS FULL OF AROMA & FINESS, WELCOME TO TASTE IT & COMPARE IT WITH THE OTHERS, ALL OF THE CAKE ARE UNDER A STRICT QUALITY CONTROL FOR SERVING YOUR TASTE, KINDLY GIVE US YOUR ADVICE BY CONSUMER TELELINEOR BY MAIL FOR OUR BETTERMENT, THANKS.

And one from the scooters:

This is a New Concept for creative your life...Duke 125

It's not John 3:16, but it'll do. I hope to see someone wearing a rainbow wig and holding up a sign that reads "Duke 125" as the Cubs lay waste to the Dodgers tomorrow!